The Nomadic Peoples of Absolute communism582 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.754 billion Absolute communism582ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism582ian economy, worth 436 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,386 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,832 per year while the poor average 31,081, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism582's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism582 is ranked 25,249^th in the world and 1,547^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 95.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.